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Costner Woods McAvoy Machine No Need for Cancer Causing Corexit

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Suspense followed by a true Hollywood ending.

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Kevin Costner

Do you ever get the sneaking suspicion that the people in charge don't know what they're doing? Or worse, they do know what they're doing but they only care about themselves; not the people, not their children, not their grandchildren, not Roy "Tin Cup" McAvoy. Or, even worse, they are out to destroy us, like the Satan worshipping Illuminati?

Psychiatrist M. Scott Peck wrote "The Road Less Traveled: A New Psychology of Love, Traditional Values and Spiritual Growth." M. Scott Peck also wrote the modern Bible, "People of the Lie." BP said for a month that 1,000 barrels of oil per day were leaking into the world's one ocean. Yesterday in a letter sent to Coast Guard Rear Admiral James Watson BP announced that by the end of June they will have the capacity to capture 50,000 barrels of oil per day from the Macondo Oil Well. How do we know they are actually capturing any oil? The oil volcano actually looks bigger. If a microscopic plankton tree falls in the ocean and nobody is there, does it make a sound?

The big question is, when the banks rob us blind, when the oil companies dump millions of gallons of cancer causing corexit, banned in the U.K., into the world's one ocean, how do they get away with it? They not only get away with it but they are rewarded by society with billions of dollars to build homes like Tiger Woods' new $50 Million home in Jupiter Island, Florida, complete with Michael Jackson's hyperbaric oxygen chamber.

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus and the loop current and the hurricanes are about to take the Macondo oil and wash it up on the beaches of Jupiter Island and ruin Tiger Woods Playboy Mansion East complete with Grotto. Tiger Woods has already ordered one of Kevin Costner's oil clean up machines from Ocean Therapy Solutions for his swimming pool.

This week Kevin "Tin Cup" Costner testified before Congress. Kevin Costner said, "I know it was foolish to keep trying to clear the water guarding 18 green in the U.S. Open but sometimes you just have to go for it. My machines are incredibly effective; they can spit out water at 99.9% purity. The great thing about the machine is that it can operate where there's no disperants (like cancer causing corexit); there's no need to pollute; we don't' need chemicals."

This machine was developed by the U.S. Government many years ago to separate the oil from the water and spit the clean water back into the ocean. Each machine can clean 2,000 barrels of oil per day. Why did the U.S. Government give away the patent? Are they insane? What if it had been sold to Noralco, the makers of Corexit and they had buried it under the Ocean; talk about a buried lie.

BP stands for "Beyond Petroleum to a Green Economy with Clean Wind and Solar Energy." The latest vicious untrue rumour is that Tiger Woods payed Mother Theresa Rogers $3 Million not to tell anyone about their 7 year old daughter. What do you get when you mate a Tiger with a Cougar? Cancer.

Fortunately for us the U.S. Government sold the oil spill cleanup machine to Kevin Costner, who spent years and millions of his own money hiring leading scientists including Khloe Kardashian to perfect the machine so that now he can save the world from the Illuminati plan to reduce the world's population to 500 Million people and turn us all into their slaves. Dick Cheney better get back to the drawing board.


 

Karen Fish is a writer currently living in Los Angeles California. The Temple of Love - The World Peace Religion makes peace among and unites Christianity Islam Judaism and Everyone else and the Countries they all live in as the first step towards (more...)
 

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