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They're all there in Washington for the Conservative Politcal Action Conference (CPAC) convention. The worst (best?) of the zombies who now own the Republican Party. Also there for this massive circle-jerk are their hangers-on and go-fers and would-be up-and-comers, all of whom have swarmed into the Omni Shoreham Hotel like flies to a rotting corpse.
Being there as simply an observer would have to be unnerving. The list of speakers and special guests includes a drug addicted Famous Radio Person (who - because he also is a coward - delegates scoring his illegal prescription drugs to his terrorized housekeeper); a mumbling "plumber" from suburban Toledo who's name is "Joe"; a Secret Nazi and his Frantic Sister; the host of the far right-wing early morning television program that provides all sorts of air time to the Secret Nazi; a whacked-out female U.S. Representative from Minnesota who was cursed by the Lie Troll to spend her entire existence making up the weirdest political shit imaginable and then delivering it, wide-eyed, to various television programs...
Pant...pant...pant...
Then there's a former UN Ambassador who writes scary books and dwells in a dark, damp cellar where his white mustache just grows and grows; the well-tanned and sultry House Republican leader John Boner; the hideously wrinkled Vulture Forum founder and anti-Gay activist Phyllis Schlafly who, once again this year, refuses to secure a guest pass for her gay son; wild-eyed, gun-totin', meth freak, NRA head Wayne "The Peter" La Pierre ; petulant former Great And Dear Leader Of The Republican Party and All Lands East of Carrolton, Georgia, and serial husband Newt "The Lizard" Gingrich (with none of his wives in tow but possibly one of his young girl-friends ensconced up in his room); the man who single-handedly destroyed American Christianity, baby-faced world-class grifter Ralph "I'll Rip Out Yer Fuckin' Guts" Reed; former Senator Rick "Wanna Hold My Dead Fetus" Santorum; ex-street walker (no offense to sex workers) and famously deranged Skinny Broad and One-Dress-Owning author Ann Coulter; Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell's Beard and former Bush Crime Family Board Member Elaine Chao; and many, many more.
Okay. That's it. I have to stop. Getting dizzy . . . nauseous . . . faint . . .
See you tonight.
