First I'm sure you will all agree that if Chuck Hagel ate my baby he would not be a fit and proper person to be Defence Secretary, Agreed.
Then "ChucK Hagel clearly ate my baby".
In the Armed Services committee we must ask him to produce evidence that he ate my baby!! (I,m sure you will agree this is urgent).
If he does then it is case proven. If he doesn't then failure to produce the required evidence is non co-operation which he clearly would only do if he ate my baby.
In any case the fact that I said "Chuck Hagel ate my baby" means we have cause under the old one percent rule to invade Iraq, sorry I mean block his nomination.
Hell, it's a slam-dunk.
Chuck Hagels real crime is that he is relatively sane and by being sane he makes many of us all look a little mad.