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Average Joe: Hey independent candidate, you'll never win.Independent: Why not? I've got the best ideas and I don't take dirty money.
Average Joe: You're not in the debates.
Independent: Well, I tried to debate but I was shut out.
Average Joe: Well, only candidates that can win are allowed to debate.
Independent: Well, if I were allowed to debate I could win.
Average Joe: No, if you could win you would be allowed to debate.
Independent: You like Joseph Heller don't you?
Average Joe: Who?
