COTO

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The Coalition Of The Obvious has been making its presence felt on these pages, mainly in disparaging more mainstream progressives for the thoughtless imbeciles that we are. They are a closely associated bloc of independent thinkers who share their enthusiasm, information sources, ideas and contempt for anyone who does not think independently in the exact manner that they do.

They seem to incorporate a Committee Over The Obtuse, which governs who among those who disagree with them shall receive the designation of “obtuse”. Apparently they roam in a Convergence Of The Obstinate from thread to thread to place instructive comments which are Created Over The Objections of those who Clasp Onto The Observation of reality. These comments represent a Concentration Of Their Odium and impatience with those who refuse to perceive what they believe to be, well, obvious, without regard to the Cloudiness Of Their Opinion.

Being among the charter members of the Coterie Of The Objurgated, I find that I have little difficulty inducing them to Coalesce Over The Opportunity to respond to one of my comments like some sort of Circus Of The Occult. I understand that they perceive me to be Completely Of The Objectionable, and so have a justification to continue to Crank Out The Offal onto every thought, word or idea that I may put forward. But who could possibly blame them for responding in such a way to my Contentiousness Of The Oblivious?

Oh well, I’ve been fooling with this since Coming Onto Ten O’clock, so I suppose that I should let it go before it turns into a Campaign Of The Occlusive. I guess I’ll step aside and allow you good people to Comment On This Outrage.