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Bush Cabinet in Iraq! Top Ten Investmentsby Dale Hill
Top Ten Investments by The Bush Cabinet Members To "Roll in the dough" In Iraq!
10) Dick Cheney bought the Nation-Wide distribution rights for "Cheney Buckshot Beer!"
9) Karl Rove has the franchise Baghdad DUNE-BUGGY LTD.
8) So Neil Bush can open "No Electric Sweat-Me-Off Saunas Unlimited!"
7) Dennis Hastert will open his, very own chain of "Hastert's Chocolate Surprise! Double Camel-Hump Ice Cream Shop!"
6) CHENEY-RUMMY Halliburton has the no-bid contract to build an, "Extreme Desert Training Military Base" with all windows facing toward Iran!
5) "Scooter Libby's opens his own "Scootee's Camel Sales And Rental Store - with available side bars for safety!"
4) Grand Opening "Rummy's Water Boarding X-travanganza Playgound of Horrors!"
3) Condi Rice is already planning to open a chain of "Condi's $2,000 And Up Shoe Emporium Shops!"
2) George Bush along with Karzai will open"Bush-Karzai Swimming Pools!"
1) So Wolfowitz can finish the last chapter of his book, "In To Baghdad In 9,999 Days!"
