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I just heard it on Fox News.
Veep pick Sarah Palin just announced her 17-year-old daughter is pregnant, and will marry the baby’s father.
Dick Cheney and his notorious shotgun will officiate. [I made that up, but it could be true.]
Sarah, maybe you moral high-bound types should invest in chastity belts for you daughters and restraining orders for their boyfriends.
Could the rumor be ture that Palin's four-month-old baby is really her daughter's child?
Pregnant pause…waiting for more breaking.
