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Maybe the ocean’s dead zones alarm you more than secular humanism. Each side has its activists, and while there MAY be such a thing as “Christian terrorism,” so far blowing up an abortion clinic seems to be only a garden-variety crime.
Now listen up, you Godless tree-hugging freaks: eco-terrorism is defined by the US FBI’s “Domestic Terrorism Section” as "the use or threatened use of violence of a criminal nature against innocent victims or property by an environmentally-oriented, subnational group for environmental-political reasons, or aimed at an audience beyond the target, often of a symbolic nature." So don’t even think about attacking any innocent property.
You will be a “home-grown terrorist,” and YOU know what THAT means. So if you and Buffy are planning on cutting the wire and spray-painting communist graffiti on the side of Toxdump International Corp’s disposal scow, think again. Besides, in some quarters there’s a 25% chance that Buffy is working for Toxdump™. Who do you think has more “resources,” Family Planning or Toxdump Intl.? Wake up.
Now, if somebody’s panties are still in a wad because of “Global Warming” crap or some other kind of pinko hype, have your CFO write your PAC a check and go through the proper channels. Create a front company, do some astro-turfing and get good press for your “grassroots-green” effort. If you don’t have a CFO, you can write to your congressperp’s wastebasket or e-mail their spam-bot and you’ll feel better.
Now shut up and watch the Olympics.
