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Dear Rush,I am sorry that I called you a chickenhawk who supported the war in
Iraq but used a boil on your ass to get a deferment when your turn
came to fight in Vietnam.
I am sorry that I called you a hypocrite and misogynist when you
lambasted liberals for having poor values while you got divorced 4
times.
I am sorry that I called you a jerk, when after Jerry Garcia died,
you said he was just another dead doper, and advocated stiff jail
terms for drug users, and then a few years later you were caught
with thousands of Oxycontins and you hired a famous OJ-style defense
attorney to work the system to keep you out of jail for felony
possession.
I am sorry that you got caught with someone else's prescription for
Viagra when you returned from a sex-with-young-girls tour of the
Dominican Republic (yeesh, creepy ... at least I hope you gave the
girls a VERY big tip for what you had them do).
I'm sorry that you take pleasure in torturing Republicans who dare
to utter the mildest peep about you. I am sorry you are such a thin
skinned jackass.
But please Rush, don't stop. Your country needs you more than ever,
for if anyone represents the worst in our country and a role model
of exactly what a valueless, hypocritical, cowardly, creepy,
gluttonous, money-ubber-alles grubber is like, it is you.
Yours in deep sorrow,
