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Anybody Who Can Murder a Cat Can Kill a Person
In Israel we have
too many US-trained veterinarians. I think they have killed all the little
animals in the USA
and want a repeat over here. They use anchovy pizza covered with seven types of
poison. By city law, they must post the kill zone with flyers two days in
advance.
We enter the zone a few hours early to stuff the local cats with good food, so
they don't eat the pizzas.
Mali
The cops guard the poisoners from us do-gooders. It is against the law to
interfere with murderers. After they leave, we rush to remove the deadly
pizzas. If a cat sneaks through to grab a bite, it takes up to 14 hours of hard
work to clean his system. It's terrible to see him suffer.
A neighborhood tough murdered my cat Dandy. A week later he stabbed Mike 41 times.
Whenever the city succeeds, the area is overrun by rats.
It's not easy to be that dumb.
