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Americans are mad as hell and they're not going to take it anymore!By golly, when Tweedlebush made enough people mad, they went out and voted for Tweedlebama. The Tweedledummers were furious and a great uproar went up on Faux News.
Then, it turned out that Tweelebama was also a corporate stooge. So in a great show of defiance, Tweedledeers voted for Tweedlebrown. Then a great uproar went up on Huffington Post. What could be wrong with Tweedledeers, that they betray their party so?
Americans, proud of themselves as independent and open minded, restrict their rebellions to the impotent. No mass strikes or storming the barricades for them. No turning to the non-corporate Green Party. No, when they've been screwed, lost their jobs, been bled dry by corporate greed and see no future for themselves or their children, they voice their anger in the way they've been taught. They vote for the other party!
That'll teach our ruling corporate overlords. I'll bet they're quaking in their Gucci boots now.
Tomorrow, be sure to take one of the corporate party ballots. You wouldn't want to waste your vote!
